Their are some things said in 5 that have literally made me lol. We all say or add lol to things weve never really laughed either out loud or at all over. When I heard Keegan say “Beat it Junior” for the first time I laughed out loud. When I heard Cole say “even my mama could beat you” or “reject rejunked” i might have loled. I also swear that Marcus said," whatever" in a true I dont gaf voice when he got stuck with a torque bow and was about to blow up in tag the other night. Has anyone else had that experience with him saying that. I just kinda shook my head and chuckled inwardly when I heard that. Also, "when Marcus says, "what are you guys made of…S***"well you get it. The f’d up tomatoes is a classic also. What is your favorite voice line, or even favorite emote line to troll with? I love Myrrahs laugh. And lately its been Anya’s “well allright”. Those I troll with. And Myrrahs “most impressive”.
My favorite is “Lobby dissolved”
“THAT’S FIVE MOTHERF*CKERS” - Marcus
I love how that’s censored on the forums.
The speaker saying “how embarrassing.”
Gary after chainsawing a drone “ Why are you so moist?” Also “ Claaaaaayton”
Sam DBNO “ Pull the finger out of your ■■■ and help me”
@Creanius yeah…its whack you cant cuss on these forums. They say its bc of young kids. But young kids arent theoretically even play gears. Now we know they do. But they also hear lots of cussing on the game as well.
@Paradox460 yeah…i always forget about “how embaressing”. Thats a good one. The speaker is awesome.
@RumblyMonkey991 dont get me going on Samantha Byrne. That is my girl right there.
Ben carmines laugh emote
Clayton saying “The helmet! It does nothing!”
You’ll get this in escape when running through the venom. It’s the best, swear to god.
Pretty much anything said by Jack.
Private Casan when helping up a DBNO player, "C’mon man get the f*** up. "
Let’s not forget about the bloodsprays lol
DR-1: “No No No” (in Venom)
DR-1+Sheperd “Oh ■■■■” (in venom, jamming gun or for Sheperd only: missing a cover pull)
Tai: <Tai adlibs> Jams weapon
Cole “Oh no. Oh, oh hell no!” then saying “Oh yeah!” Jam gun then Yes expression
Marcus: "What the? Jam gun
Baird: “Mom? Nope sorry, got confused” Marking Matriarch
“Flock you!” Killing a Flock
“You motherFlocker!” Killing a Flock
“Go Flock yourself” Killing a Flock
Clayton: crashing plane noises Killing a Kestrel
Tai: “Nobody here eh?” Missing cover pull
Jd: "Aww really? Missing cover pull
“Size 12 if you’re wondering!” After curb stomp
Mac: “It’s the law!” Marking a DeeBee
“Ah just like my aunt Gladys: blind, angry and smashing through walls for no good reason.” Marking Matriarch
“Bloody hell what is that thing?” Marking Sire
“Hey Mac, what have you been up to? Oh nothin, just killing an ancient part of Locust history” Killing a Sire
Keegan: “What the ■■■■ is that?” Marking a Sire
Dom: “I thought I saw the last of you!” Marking a Sire
Paduk: “It’s a uh, whatever just kill it!” Marking a Sire
“I will not be intimidated!” Killing a Warden
Kim: “Ugh, ever washed your neck?” On meatshield
Scion: “Shoot at human, not me!” Friendly fire, funny when being said by hijacked Scion
Cole: “Hey, that Sire’s holding! That’s a five yard penalty!” Sire grabs teammate
“The Sire has Baird. He is a fragile man and needs help” (Can’t remember exact words but it is something along those lines) Sire grabs Baird
Baird: “Thanks Marcus. You always know what to do” Being revived by Marcus
Cole: “I can already hear Baird ■■■■■■■■, pick up Jack!” Jack gets downed
“Oh, little guy needs some help!” Jack gets downed
“Whoo, Jack attack baby!” Jack kills something
Paduk “I guess the bot isn’t totally useless” Revived by Jack
Dizzy: “Jack? I owe you a drink yeah?” Revived by Jack
Anya: “Goddammit ■■■■!” Miss cover pull
Any Deebee: “Why?” Get in the same shower as it or it gets Torque Bowed
UIR Solider Male: “Ya son of a” Miss cover pull
And of course: “Dumb ■■■” Boo expression
Those are all of the ones that come to mind
Paduk: “I always wanted to kick Baird’s balls.”
Don’t forget “Do not insult me robot ball!”
Isn’t that Lizzie who says that exact quote?
Speaking of which…
“Look at me, I’m a Warden, I think I’m sooo great. snort Not.”
My pick for one of if not favorite line. Completely disrepecting it.
Now that I have not heard before but reading it alone is already hilarious enough.
And that to lol.
“■■■■■■■!” - UIR soldier
Some of my favorites are
“Anyone else want to face Paduk??? No. I did not think so.”
“Heh COG call this a safe room, BAH, UIR bunker is much tougher”
After chainsaw kill “blaugh, ehh I got some in my mouth”
“Get the ■■■■ outta here”
“This is called CROSSING THE ■■■■■■■ LINE”
Both are when people use the same escape shower as Marcus
Honestly most characters have great quips when people get in the same shower as them
Oh and here are a few more that I just remembered:
Paduk: “Ah, oh well” “Maybe it’s a dud” “How ignorable” Getting Torque Bowed.
Mac: “Whatever” “NO NO NO NO!” “How dare you!” getting Torque Bowed
Del: “Maybe it’s a dud?” Torque Bowed
Cole: “No wait!” Torque Bowed
Ben: (can’t remember exact words) “I am with a bunch of idiots!” Venom timer hits 15 seconds without the door being opened.
Baird: “Man I made those things annoying. Sorry” Killing a Tracker
Baird: Just call me Tracker Cr*cker. Come on it’s good." (don’t know why that word isn’t allowed.)
Baird: “Leech! My favorite…” Spotting a Leech
Some Incendiary Grenade lines:
Tai: “Your warm, getting warmer!”
Marcus: “Burn baby!” “Who wants toast?”
Baird: “Hotsy Totsy!” “Feel the heat!”
Dom: “Don’t play with fire!”
Cole: “Come to my flame moth boy.” “I see you chillin, I’m about to heat you up!”
And of course Ben making his maniacal screams.
Some more shower lines:
DeeBee: "Why? "I am happy to accommodate you " (iirc) “Please give this unit at least 3 meters of space” “Hello citizen”
Marcus: “God damn it.”
Paduk: “Piss off” “You should show me some respect” “Really, do you feel good about this?”
UIR Soldier: “Ey what the hell?”
Baird: “Uh *brief pause* really?” and also something along the lines of saying that he doesn’t feel the same way and not saying that they are a bad person just that he needs time.
Keegan: “There are three of these. Three!”
My personal favorite is when you get killed by a swarm dude in versus and he says “suck my d”.