It’s honestly nowhere near as bad now to go from 0-5 with someone. You only need 2150 ally XP and you can now play Gridiron on Co-op v AI, which will give you 70 points per match, with quick matches against Beginner bots.
2150 / 70 = 31 matches, rounding up. That can be done in 1-3 days easily.
I’m not crapping on what you’re saying… I agree, it should have popped. But it’s not near as terrible if you have to find another.
Also, if you’re closer than 2150 with any of your friends to reach the next level of allies, then obviously the number of matches needed would be fewer,