Top five best quotes in Gears of War/Gears 5

For cole’s it’s “This ain’t the big game yet, Save your a** for the playoffs!”

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“You are F***ED up! Look at yo’ legs! They’re hanging off!” - Cole.

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Marcus Fenix:
Well, we’re not here to sell cookies… So they know something’s up.

Cole
Come to my flame mothboy.

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Reminds me of…
“It’s just the wind…”
“Yeah right. When’s the last time the wind said hostiles to you?”

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No specific order I just enjoy all these lines

  1. You lost…TO HUMANS?! Disgraceful (Announcer Mryyah end round loss as Locust)

  2. What kind of lily livered panty waste ■■■■■■■■ was that?! You’re not soldiers…you’re cowards! (Announcer Hoffman/Prescott end round loss as cog)

  3. The Cole train runs on whole grain, baby. WOO! (GoW3 Campaign)

  4. We’re riding a Brumak (GoW2 Campaign)

  5. Could you shut the ■■■■ up, please (skipping story cues in Campaign)

And bonus gem from Dizzy…Let me light up Betty’s tiddys (GoW2 Campaign)

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I thought he said metermaids instead of cowards.

https://youtu.be/n5wn1U0RZMs?t=210 found it! (he may also say cowards in Gears 2 I can’t remember)

“Its time to tear ■■■■ up!” Marcus Fenix Gears 4
Sad they took that one away in gears 5

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I always enjoyed Marcus’ “Godd*** Son of a B****!” from the older games when he jammed a reload.

“Dead Scion rhymes with… uh… F*** You!” - Clayton

Clayton singing “Decontaminating” in the Safe Room showers always makes me laugh as well.

Hoff does use meter maids! Prescott said it in 2 or 3…now I gotta find the announcer video to be sure :sweat_smile:

4:14 …evidently I lost a lot more in GoW2 than 1 or UE to remember that over metermaids :joy:

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Shut the front door what is this sh*t - Hoffman

Well good for you son/Lieutenant Stroud and I need an escort, congratulations your it. - Hoffman

Bruce! - Be a dear and rip this door - Hoffman

Dig in baby we’re going into over time - Cole

Good job I wear a helmet /Mmmm. Bacon- Clayton Carmine

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“Good thing I wear a helmet”

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“Regrouped? Oh is that what you call me saving your ■■■!?”

-Cole in Gears 2 campaign

I got lost in the rabbithole of then listening to a ton of characters, was a nice trip down memory lane, so thank you :slight_smile:

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Ahhhh just like the good ol bad days :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Bring back Guardian!!!

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5 - Awww… I’m sorry, did I hurt you? Little baby? F…K YOU!!! - Clayton Carmine.
4 - Lobotomized! - Damon Baird.
3 - Lizzie’s laugh.
2 - Shut the F…k up, Fahz. - Marcus Fenix.
1 - Delta Squad is in your house, b…ch! You hear that sh.t? All you grubby-■■■ b…ches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain’t gonna know which way is up! Your ■■■■■ are gonna be crying to your skank-■■■ Queen, ‘Oh Mommy, don’t let the bad man hurt us!’ F…k you! We gonna whoop yo momma’s ■■■! WHOO!!! - August Cole “Train”. (GoW 2, siege of Nexus)

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N° 1 hands down best quote of whole franchise.

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These arent in any specific order

The one when Marcus starts screaming obscenities because he jammed his reload.

Probably all of Prescott’s voice lines.

I wouldnt do this to you! …well, maybe I would. - Baird

Dig in baby, we going into Overtime - Cole

LOBOTOMIZED! - baird

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Agreed

I thought you were going to quote and I guess I will quote this myself…

“Bring back Guardian!”

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I quoted Marcus as it was one of the things he said when starting a round of Guardian in g4😀

Bring back Guardian!!!

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