Top five best quotes in Gears of War/Gears 5

I’ve got the codes

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Love that Pop!

And…
Bring back Guardian!!!

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“Private Ben Carmine Sir, Reporting for duty sir.” -Ben Carmine

“We just wiped their ■■■■■■■■ clean…I’m aware how that sounded” -JD

“Not you, you were great with all your …” -Damom Baird (the rest eludes me atm)

“Save it for the playoffs Rookie” -Cole (something like that)

“Never thought it would end like this huh? Huh Maria?” -Dom

Now actually given a quote list some of these probably wouldnt be here, this is just off the top of my head

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1 quote down.Four more to go

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“Oh SHlT! Oh SHlT! Oh SHlT!” - Lizzie Carmine
“Bullets… Bullets… Bullets…” - Vermelo
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Hmmm… Dear Brain of mine… 3 more idiotic quotes needed… :roll_eyes:

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“Are you stupid AND blind?!” - Prescot
“Kiss my well educated a**” - Adam Fenix
“Take that you bloody clakcer!” - Sam Byrne
“BOOM!” - Locust Boomer
“Armoured Kantus!” - Literally any COG individual, it meant there was an armoured Kantus, and they were good enemies.

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“Eat dirt and die. MOTHERF#%KER! Take that you B#TCH!” Clay Carmine, Gears of War 3.

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How about “Sorry about the brains” from Baird after a head shot?

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“I like em crispy”

“I like em crispy on the outside”

“WOOOO”

“Lobotomized”

“Go back to kindergarten, where you belong.”

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“■■■■ fahz” - Marcus

“that’s the first time someone’s excused me of optimism” -Marcus

“Reborn like a butterfl- ■■■■ it” - Kait

“Practice Practice Practice, Uncle Said To Practice!” -Lizzie

“come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” - Fahz

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Here’s three from GOW 2.

-“Welcome to the big suck Sargent Fenix. You ready to hit the road?”
-“You know it”
-“Well let’s go chunk some bullets at them grubs.”

“Humans are no strangers to war. After all, we’ve been fighting for as long as we can remember.War is all we know.”

“Marcus, I don’t know what to do man. She…”

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“Please don’t let me die…again”
“They ****** my tomatoes up!”
“That was all me mother *******”
“Large and recharged”
“Oh you’ve woken the giant up now baby”

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I’ll just add to the growing list, as most are already mentioned: “Don’t worry, boys! I’ve got your back like a buttcrack!” -Dizzy, Gears 2

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Best quote of Gears 5 campaign by far! Sooo funny.

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“DAMN, Marcus. You got some hangars on you!” (Dizzy, Act 2(?) of Gears 3 when you’re flying those hot air balloon locust things to rescue him)

“Look Ma, no head!” (Carmine)

“You feel that!? That’s from Dom and everyone else you killed you b****” (Marcus, end of Gears 3) I don’t remember exactly what he said, but it’s something close to that.

“Oh Mommy, don’t let the bad man hurt us, F*** YOU. We’re gonna whoop yo mommas a**! WHOOO” (Cole, from Gears 2)

“The name‘s Fahz right? Shut the f*** up Fahz.” (Marcus, Gears 5). Already mentioned, but certainly a great one

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“I had so many ideas … just too little time.”

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My gun,…it keeps jamming

THATS 5 MOTHERF…

WHO WANTS TOAST?

Shut the F… up Fahz

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“Smells like my dogs stink hole!” - Hoffman, picking up meat shield.
“Don’t call me!” - Sam, bag and tag.
“Ouch… Noooo!” - Boomers, getting damaged.
“S***! Good headshot Marcus!” - Baird, if Marcus gets a headshot near him.
“Who invented this?! I could kiss you!” - JD, Dropshot kil.

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Honestly.ive never heard any of those quotes and I’ve invested so much time into all the games.Probably cause I would usually be too into what I’m doing and not caring about any quotes.I regret it.

Dom has a long one in 3, which I rarely heard, largely as it was after a chainsaw execution. It was along the lines of:
Whoa. That’s a lot of blood… Someone could fall and break their neck.

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