This Week In Gears - April 11th - 17th

For this week:

  • More lags! More crashes!
  • Bigger game breaking bugs!
  • More PC players for making the Console players more happier!
  • More characters than from the last few months!
  • More Beginner players for your Master Horde to make it more easy!
  • Another tuning for the Lancer and the Gansher!

New Versus event:

  • Boomshot Only KOTH!

New Horde event:

  • Predator Madness – every wave contains 10 Wakatuus! As a filter for this wonderful event: Kait’s Nightmare!

New Skins:

  • Ugly Sweater Queen Myrrah!
  • Delivery Driver Imago!
  • Speedo Fahz!
  • Bikini Lizzie!

New Map!

  • Pahanu Windflare Dark Haze
7 Likes

April Fools was just over a week ago.

But we are talking about TC!
For them every day is April Fools Day!

7 Likes

This i would gladly pay for.

4 Likes

As long as he’s still Winnie The Pooh/Donald Ducking it.

2 Likes

“Ugly”…”Queen Myrrah”.

Heresy! No such thing!

3 Likes

such fools.

We know everyone wants colours blast myrrah

1 Like

It’s not Myrrah that would be ugly then. It would be the sweater.

Whether one chooses to view it as one and the same or not is up to the individual…

Oh Jesus. Now that puts me in a position.

I know. It was more a joke on the words.

But I’m still completely sure the Queen wearing the sweater would entirely eliminate the aspect of ugliness.

Lol. Post of the week.

If only some trickle of support still existed….

3 Likes

This post made me smile. Thank you.

1 Like

You’re welcome. My amusement services for making obvious statements about the obvious that are obviously stating the obvious are available free of charge, seven days a week, on most hours of the day.

2 Likes

What about the 17 variants of Bikini Oscar we got in Gears 4?!?!

2 Likes

That was to make up for the lack of a G-string Hoffman in Gears 3.

Never did get the wheelchair Hoffman in 5. It could have worked. It could’ve just been a Jack skin based on the hoverchair Professor Xavier sometimes used.

3 Likes

Best and most factual post ever.

Especially right now

1 Like

Much obliged, good Captain.

LOL.