The Real Reason Gears is Dying

Most of all because no one is going to hate us more than we hate ourselves.

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You sent me a party invite at 6 in the morning. I wouldn’t even get up to torment Kaz that early.

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Listen here you little s**t lol.

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Who’s Kaz?

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This list is only 50% accurate. Anything below is false claims and will be pursued in legal action*.

Also, why do the two people on the forums with the most diverging viewpoints when it comes to Locust “righteousness” come up in these ‘bullet point style text with a GIF’ threads every time(so far)?

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*Mandatory joke disclaimer for people without a built-in joke detector.

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Gears is dying because Sam only has 2 good skins in Gears 5. Because Gary and Gabe got a hivebuster and Sam didn’t. Because Anya and Baird got 2 esports skins and Sam got zero.

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Facts.

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Scottish Batman who has a crush on the queen.
Can’t accept the fact she’s dead and that his country isn’t real.

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Yes, this queen.

Of course this queen. What other queen could I possibly be talking about?

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Well, Big Vic is dead, but Lizzie isn’t the only one in history…

Of course she’s not the only queen in history. There’s also this one from a long time ago

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Makes me wonder, would @GB6_Kazuya love her as much if she wore less make-up?

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Surely you’re not serious, Pepper! Natalie Portman? A Goddess on earth. Of course!

I’ll have to have a discussion with him about my lord and savior keto. There’s no baby animals that can’t be made more palatable with cream, butter, cheese, and maybe some salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce.

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At least it is NOT my fault the game is dying… :sweat_smile:

A Queen Myrrah simp

Ghost also ghosts me on a regular basis

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