Surely this isn’t true… for real!!!
I’m pretty sure it’s a joke Lambo. It’s based on a silly comment left on his YouTube channel.
I just never put anything past TC, so I had to be sure 
I got 5th place today and I have no idea how that happend. Was’t paying attention to it and even had explosieve headshots on because without it we kept failing.
I probably failed this hive more than two dozen times the last few days because of bad teams. Today was the same…we kept messing up either by bad players or me missing my headshots. But than all of a sudden it clicked and we finished more or less easy. Happy about fifth but no clue how it happened
Surely you mean top 5%?
It may be #5 among friends or people he’s played with. The different pages the stats are listed on can be unclear and inconsistent. I was also confused about this when I was new to Escape.
Haha…yeah I meant top 5%. I’ve never really looked at the scoreboard before because I was just interested in getting a hive done on Master anyway possible. Yesterday I just accidentally clicked on it and saw myself as the fifth person on the list. Was pretty stunned and happy about it but didn’t realise there’s a difference between top 5% and number 5. 
Still pretty proud at being in the top 5%. Don’t know how much of an achievement that is but I like it. Might try to improve my time in next few days.
Well mate you don’t really have to link your justification run to prove that you “Don’t Do That Sheeyat”
Nearly slipped up there at the end 
I Guess old habits die hard!
Yea I mean we do it all the time now since we discovered it. But since The Mist is busted anyways it isn’t really necessary to do it there so we just checked what time we could achieve without using it. 
I hope future hives come without a Longshot or simply the meatshield bug will be resolved.
Yes, oh great and mighty CommanderCH. Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Shine your boots? Backrub, perhaps?"
You sound too butthurt.
Yeah, this reminds me of GoW4 high score runs where the way to get score was to constantly destroy/rebuild fortifications for energy pickup… Very counter intuitive to the stated point of the game…
Escape should be based on time, with player going down adding few seconds to the time, and some bonus items (cog tags?) reducing the time by few seconds…
This looks like fun, but it is basically mobile horde…
(Not criticizing it, it actually makes me want to play it, with @avaramis
)
Just not Master.
Omg, how many ammo boxes do you need to pick up to feed the longshot, that’s stuuuuuuupid…
I have soothing cream if anyone wants…? 
Will you apply it for me? Am to busy meat shielding drones
I don’t want to. He will probably meatshield me. 
All this dirty talk making me very EXCITED!
“I’m going to put my Longshot into your Snatcher!”
That would be the perfect GOW themed Valentines card. TC should sell these.