The game to win Clown’s heart

In the near future, @Aloha_its_Kyle and I will face off in a best of 3 KOTH game to decide who is truly @TC_Clown best friend.

The winner, wins Clowns heart.

The loser, becomes but a piece of ■■■■■■■ on the heel of his shoe.

I am calling on you, the community, to help me, as I am ■■■■■■■ at versus and will literally never win!

I’m capable of taking hills pretty well, and am also very good with a torque bow!

I’m hoping some of you will step up to help me gain Clown’s love!

Your reward for this will be the privilege of talking to Clown himself in a party chat. He has yet to agree to this, but why would he say no.

Thank you!

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Why don’t you just get Ghost in on a party chat? He can’t refuse that.

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Good luck.

Me and @GuiltyCrisis have this in the bag

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Even better idea Wall!

Instead, I will have @GhostofDelta2 send you Speedo pics for your help, as he wouldn’t say no and loves taking them!

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My friendships exists on a contractual basis.
This will have to be a anual thing.
And yes, Ill party up. I love hearing @GuiltyCrisis’s voice. A privilege that few experience.

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I may just have to find gnashers for hire. I don’t think anyone on the forums will actually help me.

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I’m going to fight like hell for this dub Kyle. You better believe it.

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I’ll just go post this in The Big Tuning thread hehehe

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Who told you I was into speedo pics?

Jokes aside, I’m actually not. I don’t even like tight pants on females half the time for christ’s sake. But that’s just how I roll, you may think of me weirdly if you’d like(note, further discussions of this subject are not to be encouraged by me or anyone else). And I also unintentionally almost nailed the line “You may fire when ready.”… if anyone catches the reference.

You are right I won’t be lending anyone my Gnasher skills though, because they are effectively nonexistent. I specialize in the field of PvE more.

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Fight all you want.

I have sweats on my team

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Trinity and Dave?

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I actually posted in the tuning thread.

I’m boutta get some shut thrown my way, but totally worth it.

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@TurnerBurner922 you’ll help? Right?

Please.

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I know @Mark36111 would wanna be there.

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@Mark36111 You’re the man for the job! What do you say!?

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I would never bring them into this

LMAO

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I love the hustle

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Well only people on my team get to hear his voice…

Or will this be game chat???

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I wonder how much money it would take to get @GuiltyCrisis on my team…

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