The console wars… I am a soldier in the console wars.
I wear Halo insignia proudly on my camo.
I bought my first Xbox(the original)along with a pre-order for the first Halo(Combat Evolved) game and was immediately enlisted into the Xbox ranks.
I have fought long and hard to defend this console against all that would oppose it, or speak unkindly of it.
I have been a loyal soldier.
Gears 5 has launched a chem attack on my unit.
My lancer is out of ammo, my chainsaw is not functioning, and there’s a huge Horde of playstation fan boys advancing on our position.
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday… does anyone copy? Can anyone hear me? Send immediate reinforcements.