I can try reading out something in an American accent if you like.
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Read from a British newspaper. That’d be golden.
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I’m sure that’d be entertaining. See you tonight.
Well. Tonight for me. Lol
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What’s the difference between a British and American newspaper? They’re both in English lol
A lot of Americans can’t tell the difference between Brits and Aussies.
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I know. Its painful.
Same with Scottish and Irish.
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All they should have to do is listen and see if they hear ■■■■ as every other word rather than wanker I’d think
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Dude, what kind of coffee are you drinking? I am starting to have second thoughts about you my man.
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Lmao, dude, you may be a legit actor if you can.
Starbucks. Half-caf.
Starbucks, that’s why, oh and half-caf
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I feel like if I drink half-caf, I can drink more cups of coffee without spazzing out.
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Just space them out man. I can drink 2-3 in 2 hours and be fine. I don’t think coffee has it’s effect on me anymore though. I drink it because of the taste.
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Likewise. I probably started drinking it too young. Before I was even in high school I would get headaches if I didn’t have some in the mornings. I’ve tried to quit, but can’t.
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How much milk and sugar?
That’s about the equivalent of a chain smoker with cigarettes. My ■■■ would be bouncing around like a coked up rabbit if I did that.
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Depends on how macho I feel that day. If super macho, completely black. If really not that macho (like on a Monday i.e. today) vanilla creamer.
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So every day you aren’t me.
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You should see my mother. She can down an entire pot of coffee in one morning.
I walked right into that one.
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Mine got herself a Keurig.
I’m sure you can guess how that’s gone.
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