Second amendment to the UIR constitution

The UIR as we all now were not the brightest bunch.

The second amendment states that every bear should be armed.

They introduced the second amendment early on in the fight against the Locust figuring that all those bears they enslaved and had dancing in the street for humans amusement would be formidable soldiers in the fight against the Locust.

Predictably the bears used their firepower to slaughter their abusers and fornicated off thinking yo human shitstains, this your fight we free now blaze420 lol lol lol.

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Uh… you drunk?

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Armed bears? Well, time to go rally up the nearby villages and get ready for the great war against bears with guns.

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Yes

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the first rule of the second amendment is we dont talk about the second amendment

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@Fishie_flop_oog

Not gonna lie, Fishie is one of my favorite posters.
keep on shining

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A point of agreement between us

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This needs to be canon

Keep on going, keep me entertained.

No, I am here mostly for my own amusement

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Something is very fishie about you!?

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You know, I get that a lot

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People call me a clown

Why?

I dont get it.

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