Lol and that’s how we went full circle and managed to get back ontopic. Wheelchair Hoffman could be the final boss.
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I mean at this point let’s put all these old f.cks in one game and call it Geriatric Racers. It will sell millions.
Nah dude it’s called “Gears of What?” And the cover is of an elderly cog soldier holding his hand to his ear
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Can the GameStop pre order bonus be a collector’s edition hearing aid? I’m going deaf as I’m getting older due to my previous work so I’ll be essentially investing into something I’ll need eventually, as well as the game.
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Yes, but the hearing aid also softly says quotes from cole and Baird from the gears series, you’ll be watering your plants outside when all of a sudden “THE COLE TRAIN LOVES YOU BABBY”
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Shark Tank would be most impressed by that idea.
QUICK! Patent that sh.t
What if there’s nobody else around? I don’t think it would be a good idea for him to get out of his wheelchair at all. The only time I see it happening is if he’s down and needs to be revived.
Where the hell is Griffin anyway? You would think we would hear from him by now. Him and Dizzy. I’m sure if TC asked him, Ice Tea would probably love to reprise his role.
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Bro I don’t know but the fact they ain’t even mentioned dizzy and him is kinda upsetting, like I know that mf still a live
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I mean Griffin said he would ¨Settle this another time Fenix¨ so I am just waiting here for old man Griffin and Marcus get into a fight or possibly Griffin being older being much smarter etc and forgiving/understanding Marcus (despite marcus blowing up at him about Dom being in the right etc) or just a straight up fight and then a story time to those who witnessed such as Del/JD (Jd probably since that seems canon) if it was a Gears 6 campaign thing
Or literally just a MP character for 5.
“From the makers that brought you quality products such as the S**t-stick!, coming to a store near you, Cog-aid, the cog tested and approved hearing aid.”
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Ok i think crash team racing is really good but whatever
Oh it’s a good game but what puts me off is the fact you have to do the drift mini-game all the time if you want to be the fastest in singleplayer and multiplayer. Maybe it’s something you need to get used to, I didn’t play the original, but that didn’t strike me as fun when I played it. I might give it another go someday though.
We also need Kait in underwear
Pretty sure everyone would buy that
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this is EXACTLY what I said in the discord, it’s a must add
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Wheel chair Hoffman goes DBNO and breaks out the life alert and a bunch of medics just helicopter in to heal him.
And it wouldn’t be complete without elderly sayings.
“My Arthritis is a bigger threat than you”
“Bernie, I need my pain pills”
“I just lily liver panty waste bulls*** my pants”
In actuality, Hoffman has been my go to character since I picked up GoW. Would love to see him added sooner rather than later.
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This game is such a joke, might as well go all out.
Definitely would be the best character for Horde imo as the wanna be Locust ( Swarm ) don’t eat vegetables.
lol no we need Hoffman Bot would make sense