Request for wheelchair hoffman to be added

Gears 5
#37

I meant a new IP with mostly new characters, something like Sonic Allstar is never gonna happen since Rare is dead and MS probably doesn’t want to copy others. But MS has enough IP’s to get characters from:

  • Conker the Squirrel (+ Barri, the king and etc.)
  • Banjo and Kazooie (+ Grunty, Bottles, Tooty and etc.)
  • the Battletoads
  • Joanna Dark (plus the alien)
  • Masterchief ( + Emile and etc.)
  • Crackdown characters
  • Killer Instinct characters
  • Delta Squad
  • Blinx (lol)

It could work :stuck_out_tongue: Horrible idea but it could really work lol. But albeit a kart racer or just a good arcade racer like Project Gotham Racing (■■■■ Forza ), I need one of those at some point in my life again. Lol.

Damn, I really miss arcade racers. A shame that genre is next to dead atm.

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#38

Personally never been a fan of racing games in general except Mario Kart, but now that you listed some of the characters in MS’s arsenal, it doesn’t sound half bad.

But they have to have wheelchair Hoffman in there. This won’t work without wheelchair Hoffman.

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#39

Honestly I’d settle for dementia riddled death bed Hoffman too, lemme smack some fools round with his IV stand

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#40

Lol and that’s how we went full circle and managed to get back ontopic. Wheelchair Hoffman could be the final boss.

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#41

I mean at this point let’s put all these old f.cks in one game and call it Geriatric Racers. It will sell millions.

#42

Nah dude it’s called “Gears of What?” And the cover is of an elderly cog soldier holding his hand to his ear

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#43

Can the GameStop pre order bonus be a collector’s edition hearing aid? I’m going deaf as I’m getting older due to my previous work so I’ll be essentially investing into something I’ll need eventually, as well as the game.

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#44

Yes, but the hearing aid also softly says quotes from cole and Baird from the gears series, you’ll be watering your plants outside when all of a sudden “THE COLE TRAIN LOVES YOU BABBY”

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#45

Shark Tank would be most impressed by that idea.

QUICK! Patent that sh.t

#46

What if there’s nobody else around? I don’t think it would be a good idea for him to get out of his wheelchair at all. The only time I see it happening is if he’s down and needs to be revived.

#47

Where the hell is Griffin anyway? You would think we would hear from him by now. Him and Dizzy. I’m sure if TC asked him, Ice Tea would probably love to reprise his role.

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#48

Bro I don’t know but the fact they ain’t even mentioned dizzy and him is kinda upsetting, like I know that mf still a live

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#49

I mean Griffin said he would ¨Settle this another time Fenix¨ so I am just waiting here for old man Griffin and Marcus get into a fight or possibly Griffin being older being much smarter etc and forgiving/understanding Marcus (despite marcus blowing up at him about Dom being in the right etc) or just a straight up fight and then a story time to those who witnessed such as Del/JD (Jd probably since that seems canon) if it was a Gears 6 campaign thing

Or literally just a MP character for 5.

#50

“From the makers that brought you quality products such as the S**t-stick!, coming to a store near you, Cog-aid, the cog tested and approved hearing aid.”

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#51

Ok i think crash team racing is really good but whatever

#52

Oh it’s a good game but what puts me off is the fact you have to do the drift mini-game all the time if you want to be the fastest in singleplayer and multiplayer. Maybe it’s something you need to get used to, I didn’t play the original, but that didn’t strike me as fun when I played it. I might give it another go someday though.

#53

We also need Kait in underwear
Pretty sure everyone would buy that

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#54

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#55

this is EXACTLY what I said in the discord, it’s a must add

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#56

Wheel chair Hoffman goes DBNO and breaks out the life alert and a bunch of medics just helicopter in to heal him.

And it wouldn’t be complete without elderly sayings.
“My Arthritis is a bigger threat than you”
“Bernie, I need my pain pills”
“I just lily liver panty waste bulls*** my pants”

In actuality, Hoffman has been my go to character since I picked up GoW. Would love to see him added sooner rather than later.

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