Good idea
Yeah but he’ll still need his wheelchair to move around after vaulting
I often joked that I wanted to see wheelchair Hoffman in Gears 4 horde. I always envisioned him having one of the lancer/retro lancer turrets cobbled together by the savage locust in Gears 3 
I’m talking about decent (and exclusive) kart racers in the vein of Mario Kart 64, Double Dash or Diddy Kong Racing. I don’t like Sonic nor Crash Team Racing where the meta is to drift around the entire map (there’s nothing wrong with drifting but it is if you have to do it 24/7, that’s boring to me, the balance is off).
If Xbox were to make a kart racer using only exclusive characters from their titles, there’d be like 4 recognizable characters.
Mash A to crawl back to your wheelchair? Or a teammate can grab the wheelchair and throw it at ya so you can get back to the fight?
I meant a new IP with mostly new characters, something like Sonic Allstar is never gonna happen since Rare is dead and MS probably doesn’t want to copy others. But MS has enough IP’s to get characters from:
- Conker the Squirrel (+ Barri, the king and etc.)
- Banjo and Kazooie (+ Grunty, Bottles, Tooty and etc.)
- the Battletoads
- Joanna Dark (plus the alien)
- Masterchief ( + Emile and etc.)
- Crackdown characters
- Killer Instinct characters
- Delta Squad
- Blinx (lol)
It could work 
Horrible idea but it could really work lol. But albeit a kart racer or just a good arcade racer like Project Gotham Racing (■■■■ Forza ), I need one of those at some point in my life again. Lol.
Damn, I really miss arcade racers. A shame that genre is next to dead atm.
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Personally never been a fan of racing games in general except Mario Kart, but now that you listed some of the characters in MS’s arsenal, it doesn’t sound half bad.
But they have to have wheelchair Hoffman in there. This won’t work without wheelchair Hoffman.
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Honestly I’d settle for dementia riddled death bed Hoffman too, lemme smack some fools round with his IV stand
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Lol and that’s how we went full circle and managed to get back ontopic. Wheelchair Hoffman could be the final boss.
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I mean at this point let’s put all these old f.cks in one game and call it Geriatric Racers. It will sell millions.
Nah dude it’s called “Gears of What?” And the cover is of an elderly cog soldier holding his hand to his ear
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Can the GameStop pre order bonus be a collector’s edition hearing aid? I’m going deaf as I’m getting older due to my previous work so I’ll be essentially investing into something I’ll need eventually, as well as the game.
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Yes, but the hearing aid also softly says quotes from cole and Baird from the gears series, you’ll be watering your plants outside when all of a sudden “THE COLE TRAIN LOVES YOU BABBY”
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Shark Tank would be most impressed by that idea.
QUICK! Patent that sh.t
What if there’s nobody else around? I don’t think it would be a good idea for him to get out of his wheelchair at all. The only time I see it happening is if he’s down and needs to be revived.
Where the hell is Griffin anyway? You would think we would hear from him by now. Him and Dizzy. I’m sure if TC asked him, Ice Tea would probably love to reprise his role.
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Bro I don’t know but the fact they ain’t even mentioned dizzy and him is kinda upsetting, like I know that mf still a live
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I mean Griffin said he would ¨Settle this another time Fenix¨ so I am just waiting here for old man Griffin and Marcus get into a fight or possibly Griffin being older being much smarter etc and forgiving/understanding Marcus (despite marcus blowing up at him about Dom being in the right etc) or just a straight up fight and then a story time to those who witnessed such as Del/JD (Jd probably since that seems canon) if it was a Gears 6 campaign thing
Or literally just a MP character for 5.
“From the makers that brought you quality products such as the S**t-stick!, coming to a store near you, Cog-aid, the cog tested and approved hearing aid.”
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