Give me a kiss SPARGELKOHL!
Man you got me sitting here laughing like an idiotš
That picture is too damn good. Makes them a lot less terrifying.
Looks like a turkey with Indian war paint lmao
Thatās the face you see before it disembowels you while you laugh at it.
And you ruined it. Of course you did lol.
Just let me laugh at my fears man, god.
Being disemboweled by a giant turkey really isnāt one of the ways Iād like to go.
Revenge of the TURKEYS MAN! We been stuffing them for centuries and now they will stuff US!
I personally am not a fan of stuffing. Itās nasty as hell.
Ruins the turkey honestly.
Not a fan of turkey at all. Too dry.
Couldnāt agree more. If anything at least make a chicken in thanksgiving.
Although Iād gladly grill a big, juicy steak over anything else,
Yet most people still do turkey, simply for tradition. A shame really.
Our family stopped doing turkey a while back. Here lamb is big and seafood for Xmas. Mind you our Xmas are hot as hell, usually around 38 degrees Celsius or 100 Fahrenheit so seafood, bbq and lots of beer by the pool is the way to go.
That honestly sounds like a wonderful Christmasā¦
We have beer, but weāre freezing our ā ā ā ā ā off the entire time.
In Indiana itās either 100 degrees, or itās -10. My states weather is ā ā ā ā ā ā ā weird.
Iād be quite ok with extremely warm weather year round. I hate the cold.
The house I just bought has a pool and a massive outdoor area with the bbq hooked up to the gasline 
Chilled wine fridges etc too 
Clearly I havenāt missed much being asleep over the last 9ā10 hours.
What have I stumbled upon?
@AmicableWall421 Youāve missed everything my man.
@TC_Clown Youāve stumbled upon the equivalent of heaven in the forums. This is the place to be.
Yeah, I think I had more interest in the discussion that went off track in another thread last time. You know which one. I do cause I may have hinted at something I would prefer for Lizzieās body compared to what we have right now.
Hahaha, I suppose thatās true. I just figured Iād give you an invite to join us.
You couldāve gotten us started on Lizzy if you really wanted to.
Itās pretty easy to get me talking about whatever comes up lol.
Itās definitely not forum appropriate for what I have in mind, even if it doesnāt involve politically sensitive subjects like bikinis or whatever.
Odds are if you talked about it, it wouldnāt be removed lol.
I donāt think there are that many people who really care about that sort of stuff on the forums.
Yeah I remember that from the pics of the house you sent me. Looks like a man Awesome entertainment area. 



Deffo aināt the stuff Iām publicly sharing on a forum either.
