Where is my cake, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAKE
Who stole my birthday cake?
Is the cake a lie?
Where is my cake, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAKE
Who stole my birthday cake?
Is the cake a lie?
Affirmative.
…and happy birthday on the odd chance it actually is 
That was on may 21th aka the day I got not birthday cake.
I demand cake dammit.