Microsoft buys Zenimax but leaves the most important question unsolved

Where is my cake, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAKE

Who stole my birthday cake?

Is the cake a lie?

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Affirmative.

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…and happy birthday on the odd chance it actually is :stuck_out_tongue:

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That was on may 21th aka the day I got not birthday cake.

I demand cake dammit.

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