I’ve been wondering ever since I first laid eyes on Marcus when I first played GoW1
If he was a food item, what would he be and taste like
How would the texture of the item would it be? What flavor would be like?
(savory, tangy, sweet, spicy, sour etc )
Would he be a fruit like a coconut? Hard and hairy on the outside but sweet on the inside or would he be a grapefruit? Absolutely giant and sour inside
Would he be a fruit at all or would he be a dish, I’d love to hear what you guys think
He’s built like a brick house,Steak would be in my mind,With mushrooms and lambent sauce
Buffalo wings. Why? First thing that popped in my head. I also think Kait would taste like an arby`s beef and cheddar.
You should’ve asked about Dom. I’d easily have said:
He’d just taste like sadness
Sad f**cking tomatoes then, 
Very sad and rotten tomatoes
I have so many questions…
More interested in what Sam would taste like… But that is likely to get me banned! 
A very strange thread OP
Sam is easily a bowl of light chocolate ice cream with macadamia nuts and hot fudge drizzled over