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If Marcus Fenix was food, what would he taste like?

I’ve been wondering ever since I first laid eyes on Marcus when I first played GoW1

If he was a food item, what would he be and taste like
How would the texture of the item would it be? What flavor would be like?
(savory, tangy, sweet, spicy, sour etc )
Would he be a fruit like a coconut? Hard and hairy on the outside but sweet on the inside or would he be a grapefruit? Absolutely giant and sour inside

Would he be a fruit at all or would he be a dish, I’d love to hear what you guys think

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He’s built like a brick house,Steak would be in my mind,With mushrooms and lambent sauce

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Buffalo wings. Why? First thing that popped in my head. I also think Kait would taste like an arby`s beef and cheddar.

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You should’ve asked about Dom. I’d easily have said:

F**CKING TOMATOES! :tomato: :tomato:

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He’d just taste like sadness

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Sad f**cking tomatoes then, :frowning_face:

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Very sad and rotten tomatoes

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I have so many questions…

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More interested in what Sam would taste like… But that is likely to get me banned! :slight_smile:

A very strange thread OP

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Sam is easily a bowl of light chocolate ice cream with macadamia nuts and hot fudge drizzled over

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