Did I do it right?

Gears 5
#42

I didn’t even see your post before. Not sure how I missed it.

Aren’t we allowed some fun even if it’s not you know, real? Don’t be a spoilsport. Come on, admit you’re guilty of it too.

Jokes aside, I wouldn’t actually be interested in any indecent skins like I don’t know, bikini stuff.

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#43

I don’t shame anyone’s happy time with whatever hentai flavor they are into. To each their own. Just seems that some folks here could be, like, ACTUALLY in love with some 0’s and 1’s…

I can confidently say 100% I’m not guilty of looking at any female character in the Gears universe and having impure thoughts about them. It’s a war story… ain’t nobody got time for that!

Plus, why would I get caught up in the fake when I have a hot wife :hot_pepper::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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#44

Ah well. I wasn’t having any of those issues you described… but I have yet to have a GF so… gotta make do with what you have eh?

#45

You should get one of those. They’re great!

Especially when you buy the “Engagement” DLC. Typically after purchasing that, there is a title update in a year or two that unlocks the Wife skin. Been using that skin for 7 years now!

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#46

My title update after the Engagement DLC took half a decade to unlock.

Must be my Aussie internet.

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#47

Ohhhh BABY! I always like those :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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#48

@AmicableWall421 @SPARGELKOHL It always cracks me up what is deemed inappropriate. You have in game characters that cuss like senile sailors with a brain injury, yet cursing on the forums is a no no. You have “executions” where a character literally rips another characters arms off and beats them to death with em, but guys cant comment on Kaits Milk Makers(that is the name of her milkshake machines in New Serra.) Its in the comics.

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#49

So how many microtransactions do I need to get to have the actual full value? How many challenges and loops to jump through?

#50

@Lambent_Lail besides the chili pepper emoji, dont you have a purple eggplant one as well?

#51

Depends on the developer. I highly recommend you only support the best devs!

#52

I mean… I was talking about my wife… no eggplant there

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#53

GF’s aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. I’ll settle for salivating over Kait until I take another crack at one of those.

20 year old girls haven’t typically blossomed into wifey material at that age. In my experience, anyway.

#54

This man literally made a post and dipped.

Leaving me to wonder… did. It. Work.

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#55

Well in his defence the thread took a turn for the worse or better as it usually does with us :crazy_face:
We do usually tend to change the subject as we get bored very easily.

You know…Pizzas, Workout selfies, Spiders, Cassowaries…Sexy pics of Experienced older Locust Queens. :drooling_face:

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#56

Any other awesomely dangerous Aussie creatures you haven’t taught me about? lol.

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#58

Oooooooo. That’s awesome

#59

Yeah pretty nasty little character.

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#60

I’m still more amazed by cassowarys, not gonna lie.

#61

Yeah that would have to one of the best Beasts we have. Also the fresh water crocodile is pretty awesome.